Soap Midlife Crisis
Will not fade new tattoos!
Midlife Crisis soap smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm. We have all known a few people that have been in complete denial of having a midlife crisis. Maybe you've had one too? No, not you. not yet. Wait, have you become an instant scotch whiskey enthusiast or have you started thinking about a wall aquarium in the kid's room for seven pit vipers?
Kumquat Tree Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Midlife Crisis soap smells like a motorcycle, or a perm or maybe even a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm. We have all known a few people that have been in complete denial of having a midlife crisis. Maybe you've had one too? No, not you. not yet. Wait, have you become an instant scotch whiskey enthusiast or have you started thinking about a wall aquarium in the kid's room for seven pit vipers?
Kumquat Tree Scented
6 oz.
* Handmade vegan soap bar designed by in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match corresponding candles
* Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label
* Because these soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
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Our shipping costs are based on item weights and range from $5-$20 for most orders. Shipping costs are higher for larger pieces of artwork due to the package dimensions and necessary insurance coverage.
Orders that contain only jewelry items will ship for free and jewelry items in any order do not count toward the shipping cost calculations.
We offer free local delivery in a 12 mile radius and also offer free in-store and curbside pick-up. To pick up an order curbside, please give us a call at 814-453-3758 when you are nearby and we will run the order out to your vehicle.
Please contact us at [email protected] if you believe there is an error with the calculated shipping rate or if you have any other questions about your order.
